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# yay!
fianlly this stupid human race will be wiped out, and us monkeys will inherit this planet.

And finally the truth about that 'William Shakespear' will be revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
# you know that infinite typewriters, infinite monkeys thing?
one of those infinites is redundant. either you need one (immortal) monkey and an infinite amount of time. or and infinite amount of monkeys and the time it takes to type one letter.

hmmm. considers thoughtfully
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I always thought this (not quite so eloquently)
I'm glad I'm not a freak
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# step 2:
take the remaining ∞-1 monkeys AND CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Step 3: Make Charlton Heston movie
Step 4: Profit
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I always though that the amount of monkeys is finite
and they all have to sit in a room.

And have meetings, steering commitees. power point presentations, focus groups and such things.
That explains the need of infinite time.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# pfft
the webcomic www.goats.com has thoughts along this line.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Goatse has it's own webcomic?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# mind aboggles
but thankfully no. just a horrible coinkydink.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)