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# They are largely animal fat and power station ash
and they are for making some people rich

I think.
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# we are talking about makeup
not McDonald's food
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# I think I'm out of my depth
;)
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# so it seems
 



me too. Just pretend you know what's going on and nod politely
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# *nods*
*smiles*

*has look of fear in eyes*
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# watch out
the can smell fear a mile away!

*smells*
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# *covers up smell with incredibly over-priced plant oils in alcohol from ornate bottle*
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# don't forget
the whale vomit.
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# Only the finest aged whale vomit, natch
also the arse-gland sprayings of various mammals etc
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# *inhales*
*vomits*
sprouts?!
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# why not
afterall
www.perfumecountry.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DIRT-WOMEN
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# I clicked because it said dirt-women
and I though it was a typo.

I was not expecting that someone could have thouhgt out something so stupid.
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# Apparently it actually does smell like dirt
mmmmmm
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# dirt like soil or dirt like hobo?
nothing advertises a night of romance and passionate erotic love like the smell of dirt on a woman.
It also has some necrophiliac undertones too it.
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# soil
I mean soil can smell .. quite pleasant .. that earthy loamy after the rain in the countryside type sketch ... but as a perfume?!

the necrophilia angle never even occured to me ... but I like it ... 'darling - you smell as if you've been freshly disinterred!'
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# not my first choice for sure
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