'Look' demanded Mrs.Gilmore 'Either explain to me why you have no skirt on in the middle of mahattan in broad daylight or I'm calling the police!''No' sobbed Emily, 'No, please don't. Look, I'm in some very serious trouble, and I need people around me I know I can trust. You are one of those people'
Mrs. Gilmore stopped scratching her arse, not a light scratching, but the kind where you have to really dig your finger in deep to ease the pain. She adjusted her bodice and spoke softly.
'Emily, I know it's been hard ever since James passed, and I know you are a good woman. But just recently your late night moaning and the constant flow of men in and out of your apartment at all times of the day and night has me concerned'
Emily picked her nose.
'I want to help you,' continued Mrs. Gilmore 'but I need to know you are being straight with me.'
Emily nodded and let out a little trump.
'Yes, Mrs.Gilmore. I understand. Ask me anything and I swear to tell you the truth' offered Emily.
'That's wonderful dear' Mr's Gilmore said approvingly 'Just let me open a window and we can begin'
(Mrs. Gilmore stopped scratching her arse, not a light scratching, but the kind where you have to really dig your finger in deep to ease the pain. She adjusted her bodice and spoke softly.
'Emily, I know it's been hard ever since James passed, and I know you are a good woman. But just recently your late night moaning and the constant flow of men in and out of your apartment at all times of the day and night has me concerned'
Emily picked her nose.
'I want to help you,' continued Mrs. Gilmore 'but I need to know you are being straight with me.'
Emily nodded and let out a little trump.
'Yes, Mrs.Gilmore. I understand. Ask me anything and I swear to tell you the truth' offered Emily.
'That's wonderful dear' Mr's Gilmore said approvingly 'Just let me open a window and we can begin'
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:57,
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his arse was sore, in fact it was a little too sore for his liking, he had one hole for a reason, he certainly wasn't a fan of the second one.The Surgeon was dragging deep on a joint "man your ass, it's like whoa, so... whoa white."
I'd admit I wasn't the first to show my arse to the sun, this was the first time I'd been out of my office for a month... always for a broad.
I piped up "do you stitch up bum's often?"
"no son, I can't say it's something I do that frequently"
"I'm stuck on this case, I lost my only evidence and I'm not sure about the broad"
"it's about time you realised where you sta...."
everything went black... I got the whiff of chlorophorm...
I push my arms and legs away, the foetal position is how I wake, I feel a tightening across my side, FUCK, he's had my kidney, THAT UTTER TWAT...
(I'd admit I wasn't the first to show my arse to the sun, this was the first time I'd been out of my office for a month... always for a broad.
I piped up "do you stitch up bum's often?"
"no son, I can't say it's something I do that frequently"
"I'm stuck on this case, I lost my only evidence and I'm not sure about the broad"
"it's about time you realised where you sta...."
everything went black... I got the whiff of chlorophorm...
I push my arms and legs away, the foetal position is how I wake, I feel a tightening across my side, FUCK, he's had my kidney, THAT UTTER TWAT...
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 23:08,
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