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# if you could play soggy biscuit with any 3 celebrities who would it be?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# kylie
willow out of buffy
and some other fit bird

that way, you wouldn't eat the biscuit, and you'd get to see some fit birds strumming their banjos
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# good one
i think i;d go for three catholic priests, they're sworn to chastity!
that and i wish to see three priests eating jizzy bourbons
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# tell that to the choirboys!
you'd be eating catholic spaff in seconds flat
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Stephen Hawking, Jimmy White and John Wayne Bobbit
although it may get a bit easy after a while.
Edit: Bollocks, I didn't know girls could play.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# picking girls
may be seen as cheating
but i really don't fancy seeing other men jack off
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I think I'd only have to see Jimmy White, although I'm not sure if he's able to achieve a maximum these days
I do appear to have said that "I only have to" watch Jimmy White having a wank.

(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)