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# I'm just saying
... you could probably teach yourself to speak with your bum... it would probably have an Essex accent and it would talk shite, but it could be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# the real trick would be getting it to shut up
once you've taught it to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# you're at a dinner party and your arse has had a couple too many
and it starts going on about how people inherently unserstand themselves by looking for differences between them and other people... and how that's not racist but...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
realitystudio.org/texts/naked-lunch/talking-asshole/

(couldn't find an mp3 of him reading it online, but there's a great version on Spare Ass Annie)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
who knew I am a genius of the equal of William S. Burroughs ... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I knew
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *gives you such a sexing*
*isn't gentle with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# cor!
*lights cigarette crosseyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I know,
it's like being pleasured by the entire Persian army... don't be embarrased, it's alright to cry if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)