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# Carl Panzram, American Hero.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I don't know who he is.
But I like that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Carl Panzram (June 28, 1891 – September 5, 1930) was an American serial killer
woo yay, very stylish... I like it.

Do Stalin next, he'd suit this style.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# HE DIED 49 YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN.
ALSO, A FEW YEARS BEFORE FREDDY MERCURY WAS BORN.

ALSO, TOM CRUISE.

COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# YES YOU FUCKING WILL DECIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# You're in extra-shouty mode today, sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# quiet you
I'm contemplating
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Sorry Chief
*is quiet*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *smokes pipe*
*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I shall make known to the world my decision on the first moon of October
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# my gut says maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# He's the greatest of them all.
www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/history/panzram1/1.html

I could do Stalin next, I'll see if I am so inclined later on...
(Pelle ghola, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# He reminds me
of Brian Murphy, from George and Mildred.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# He reminds me of Warpman....


But without the 'tasche
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Hello Master Anderson
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# "But how will you speak, when you don't have a mouth...?"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# through my arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# oooh - no
sign language!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Well, if you feel you must.
*giggles like a child*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I bet you could implement a rudimentry language
from the grunts and farts... possibly with different smells to add an element of complexity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# You've this idea more than passing thought, haven't you?
hehe.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I'm just saying
... you could probably teach yourself to speak with your bum... it would probably have an Essex accent and it would talk shite, but it could be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# the real trick would be getting it to shut up
once you've taught it to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# you're at a dinner party and your arse has had a couple too many
and it starts going on about how people inherently unserstand themselves by looking for differences between them and other people... and how that's not racist but...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
realitystudio.org/texts/naked-lunch/talking-asshole/

(couldn't find an mp3 of him reading it online, but there's a great version on Spare Ass Annie)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
who knew I am a genius of the equal of William S. Burroughs ... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I knew
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *gives you such a sexing*
*isn't gentle with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# cor!
*lights cigarette crosseyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I know,
it's like being pleasured by the entire Persian army... don't be embarrased, it's alright to cry if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)