With the pork gone, Russell was free to consider his optionsLooking out of the window, Russell saw several beetroots striding menacingly towards him. If he tried to escape that way he would be assimilated for sure. He had to find another way.
The remnants of the carrot sticks were still on the floor. Russell tiptoed around them, but slipped on a Faberge Egg. The wolf awoke with a growl.
Russell's bloodied corpse was later donated to the Guggenheim as a warning to all right-handed masturbators.
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The remnants of the carrot sticks were still on the floor. Russell tiptoed around them, but slipped on a Faberge Egg. The wolf awoke with a growl.
Russell's bloodied corpse was later donated to the Guggenheim as a warning to all right-handed masturbators.
