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# *double checks*
What the?

You were just cleaning it and it went off, you say? That'll never stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# not if it's already gone off it won't
it won't even rise for the judge's entrance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Objection, your honour!
The defendant is an upright member of society.

*calls character witness*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# you're going down
for a long stretch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Can I be extradited to the Isle of Man...
and get the birch? It'll be over quicker.

and I've got this crick in my neck...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:00, archived)
# it depends
you might get time off for good behaviour, if you know what i mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:10, archived)
# I promise
to come quietly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:18, archived)
# where's the fun in that? ;)
also, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:26, archived)
# 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:27, archived)
# G'NIGHT MONKEY
I finished my rhino by the way =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)