The Right Honourable James Purnell,
the Secretary of State for Culture, is in trouble because he, and some other MPs were supposed to attend the opening of a local hospital. He was late and so someone on his staff faked a picture with him in it and handed it out to newspapers. It was a poorly done fake too. It looked like I did it.

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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 30 Sep 2007, 12:39,
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a bandwagon is born
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 30 Sep 2007, 12:54,
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I think it was the hospital that did it
but either way, a shody shop
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Sun 30 Sep 2007, 12:56,
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