Why not be traditional?
Walk in with a bunch of lads, lop off his head, and take the lot.
It's how it worked in the old days.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:40,
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I was going to try this, actually
but my lads kept drowning when we were trying to charge and storm their beaches from across the Atlantic.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:44,
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