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# You could kill Al Gore?
He invented Catholicism.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:07, archived)
# i can kill anyone.
i have a toxic personality.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)
# Really? And your whites practically sparkle!
However do you keep them so clean?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:11, archived)
# i wash them in the tears of disappointed children.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)
# They'll get used to their prayers not getting answered
once I'm in power. I'm going to get to work on my new rubber stamp:

 RETURN TO
V A T I C A N
   SENDER
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)
# 'return to vatican' would be a great rubber stamp to have.
you'd confuse everyone at work and few letter carriers would refuse to deliver them even without stamps.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:24, archived)