my friend and i were in the garden
when we noticed my neighbour was sunbathing topless
in her garden next door.
she was lying face down. we watched her for hours but
she never turned over.
needless to say neither of us saw the fanny side.
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 17:17,
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That;'s coz she was stuck in the garden going
'Shite! I'm hours late for work but I can;t move until those two pervs leave, I think they want to see my fannyside! I bet they're from the purile website B3ta.'
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 1 Oct 2007, 17:23,
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