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# i'm like that with cats.
kittens are okay, but they grow into cats! they get more evil as they grow, i know this to be true.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Kittens are nice, but adult cats can be mean.
My cat hates me, and will make an effort to leave the room when I enter..

EVEN THOUGH I FEED THE BLOODY THING..

I was at my friend's house earlier and his cat nearly bit his toe, and yanked his sock off with his claws just missing his big toe.

They can be meanies =[

(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# i agree with terry pratchett
cats will only tolerate humans until someone invents a tin opener that can be operated by paws.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Ha
Too true.

If cats ever had opposable thumbs, they would probably rule the world with an iron paw.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# they can piss off!
the world shall be MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Curses!
I was hoping to invent a giant creature to do my bidding and take over the world for me...

Hopefully, I invent a time machine, sent it back a while, and that invention happens to be you...
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i wasn't invented
i'm pretty sure my parents had sex.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)