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Square Bear
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# domo cube shark
i choose you!

I like these
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Go! Tap-Headed Grettiflit!

My B3tamon will slay yours!
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
what the shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# ^This
and goodnight b3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# g'night sir
*doffs imaginary cap*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# You'll catch your death.
Here, give it here. Now go on with you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Tee hee
I've been spending time making up shit about my local councillors

kineticnorth.com/BBCNews/?NewsGUID=9a16ef38-260c-4daa-a335-a747d9947c76

I shall send it to the council and the local paper and see if I can get a response ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Ooooo
Troublemaker!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Oh my!
I live about 5 miles from Haywards Heath, and can confirm it really is as boring as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# That's great!
Reminds me of The Onion when it was still funny.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I like them too
square shark doesn't rhyme as satisfactorily, though. Sharp shark?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Stark
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# go, cubeshark, go!
this makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Cube Shark and Square Bear
and their adventures in the... erm....

woods? no. ocean? no. zoo!? erm...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us at your angular animals!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# at the beach, possibly
where cubeshark teaches square bear to swim underwater
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I had a dream that a bear drowned me once.
Twas in a swimming pool though, SO I ENDORSE THIS BEHAVIOUR =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# i had a dream
that a wolf came into my uncle's house and shot us all with a machine gun. didn't freak me out as much as the one where a fox bit my nose off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# *peers over glasses*
veeerry interesting. I would like to hazard a Freudian interpretation of those dreams. I think perhaps you are scared of wolves and foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# wolves, possibly
but the fox one i put down to being in hospital and medicated out of my gourd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I swear a wolf followed me recently
I was walking home and heard the most vicious barking ever following me down the road.

I believe I mentioned this last night in the paranoia conversation =]

I was so jumpy that night, when a bunny rustled the bush next to me I nearly shat myself...

NOT COOL, SCARY ANIMALS =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# i think you might have mentioned it
i'm not normally bothered by rabbits, but watership down scared the shit out of me when i was a kid!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Never seen it
The bunny didn't scare me, it was the loud rustling that made me jump.

Don't a lot of bunnieseseses die in Watership Down? =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# yes. and a seagull says piss off.
but there's an evil rabbit called woundwort, he's just creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Ya big jessie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Shush you =[
It was a spookyspookfest, and I don't cope well with dogs/dog-like-animals..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# i'm like that with cats.
kittens are okay, but they grow into cats! they get more evil as they grow, i know this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Kittens are nice, but adult cats can be mean.
My cat hates me, and will make an effort to leave the room when I enter..

EVEN THOUGH I FEED THE BLOODY THING..

I was at my friend's house earlier and his cat nearly bit his toe, and yanked his sock off with his claws just missing his big toe.

They can be meanies =[

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# i agree with terry pratchett
cats will only tolerate humans until someone invents a tin opener that can be operated by paws.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Ha
Too true.

If cats ever had opposable thumbs, they would probably rule the world with an iron paw.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# they can piss off!
the world shall be MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Curses!
I was hoping to invent a giant creature to do my bidding and take over the world for me...

Hopefully, I invent a time machine, sent it back a while, and that invention happens to be you...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i wasn't invented
i'm pretty sure my parents had sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# ah.
Nothing like a bit of morphine to stimulate the old imagination. Just ask Coleridge. He was a bugger for the laudanum.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# morphine is wonderful stuff!
especially if you're on the gas as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# my friend's dad
was on two bottles of kaolin and morphine a day at one point. Heroin would've been so much easier. And less chalky.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# kaolin and morphine is rank!
he should have stuck to robitussin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# mmmm....
or Benilyn. Benylin? Whatever. Half a bottle and you're dancing with the pixies in noddyland.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *amends shopping list to include benylin*
any messages for the pixies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Ask them
if they've got that little plastic measuring spoon. I can't find it.

*glugs from bottle anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# SHARK BOX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# haha, I like it
needs more fairy liquid
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# hairy-lipped squid
is better for the swimming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Now Hans that does dishes is as soft as Jervais...
with my Green Hairy Lipped Squid!

I remember that joke!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# yes, me too.
elaborate and very silly it was too. I always used to forget a bit and have to start over: "Oh, I forgot to mention the waiter was called Jervais..."
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# *yarrr*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Avast!
Thar be a woo in these here waters
(AshTeamRacing, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# [Patch installed]
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Goodun!
(AshTeamRacing, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)