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# it's just hot squash
without the flavour, and can frankly, fuck right off

and bloody camomile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# yer
pig wank

my missus has nettle tea every morning - it tastes like the inside of an old sandwich box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# camomile tastes like the smell of an empty hay barn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# are you channelling jilly goulden?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I'm not trying to be evocative or use flamboyant metaphores.... but
if I've ever drunk camomile tea it reminds me of the smell of an empty hay barn (and then - rather evocatively - reminds me of playing in empty hay barns when I was a nipper)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# this
is almost exactly what it reminds me of - hay bales after rain

*drifts off into idyllic reverie*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# HAY BALE FORT!!!
thousands of country children are crushed to death each year having fun making forts in piles of hay bales!

... although it appears that this is just MY childhood, and the warnings ring out only in the youthful ears of MY brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# heheheh
that was where I had my first experience of non-familial female anatomy, age 8
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Rock on
I AM KING OF THE HAY FORT! Bring me wenches
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# that raises more questions than it answers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ZOMG
do I know you?!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Rock on
I AM THE WENCH OF THE HAY FORT! Bring me kings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i was never crushed to death by any of the hay bale forts me and my brother made
we did once accidentally let one of our friends plummet through a barn ceiling onto a wall though,
he nearly broke his hip
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# that sounds painful
... I have no corresponding anecdot with which to respond. That's not to say something liek this didn't happen, I just don't remember one as fact... I have recollections of someone falling down the grain shaft, but it might be I've created this because of all the warnings I received to make sure I never fall down teh grain shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# a kid I knew died after falling down a grain shaft
my mum warned me off grain shafts by saying "Don't fall down the grain shaft or you might die"

thanks mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I actually saw some hay bales in a field the other week
and was really REALLY tempted to go and build a fort. It's mostly those big roll things these days and they're no good!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# tip 'em over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)