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# Yay! Best of all the pets, even if they do only live two years and nine months
R.I.P. Jake
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Awwww... poor Jake.
A short life span + Overly emotional fiance = flowers and chocolates in two years time
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# :)
I made a wooden coffin for Jake and we shot a 7 BB gun salute as we lowered the casket.

Keep 'em off the human food and yours may live a month or two longer. Jake just could not quit the chinese take away... or was that me?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I had a bag of prawn crackers on the coffee table
and my feet up on said table. Tuppe ran down my leg, head first into the bag and ran off with a prawn cracker bigger than he was straight back to the cage.

I don't think it's just you at all.

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
# 1. Give them a peanut butter jar when you've almost finished it, they lick it spotless

2. Try launching him into a hanging potted plant basket while shouting fly Jake, fly!! They have great direction control.

3. Take his front paws and hold them up so he is on his hind legs, then shake him a little from side to side whilst singing..

"Shake Jake's booty, shake Jake's booty... shake, shake, shake...shake, shake, shake...shake Jake's booty"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# And you say he died from eating chinese food?
Hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# In all honesty, I think he got a tumor, but damn that rat had some good times whilst he was alive

:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I had an rabbit.
She lasted 4.5 years only.

*sob*

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# awwwwwww
Dash Hopper is currently 2 yrs and two months. I've never launched him though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Heh
I never launched The Dude here (funny name for a girl, I know) as she was too fat.

Good headbanger, though.

RAAAAR



(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)