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# pigs are great, aren't they?
bacon, sausages, chops, ham, gammon, ribs, is there anything they can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# they rarely fly...
but im sure the price of bacon would go up if they did it more often!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# yes, but
they would surely lose weight, making their bacon leaner and their belly pork quite shit. i'm glad they don't fly.

also, can you imagine a pig shitting on your head from a great height?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
# macrame
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)