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# that's
a funny name for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# pfft
you made me choke on the enormous cock I was performing fellatio on
you made me choke on the enormous cock upon which I was performing fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# it's so important
to get your sentence structure right, isn't it? especially when you've got your mouth full.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# HA!
Comment of the day!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# ta!
i might do a "quote of the day" calendar one of these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# 365 brilliant and utterly out of context
B3ta replies.

My brain hurts just thinking about it :) GO ON!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# i'm suffering writer's block
with my book right now, so i might just!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Book?
Whatcha writing there Smash? Lemme see.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# sorry
i never let anyone see till it's finished. it's about various types of nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I think I know you
Though I may well be wrong. If you don't live in London I don't know you.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# nope
liverpool:)

i HATE london!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# OK then:
I know someone who's writing your book. Well one about various nutters at any rate.

The way you phrased it though, made it sound more 'psychological textbook' than 'novel'.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# not really
it's about someone who discovers that nutters are being nutters to hide their true purpose on earth; i.e. cat women are technical geniuses, bus nutters are quantum physicists, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Oh now that is cool
I wonder what type of nutter I would be in that universe?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# i may
do pictures of the different types of nutter with descriptions of their habits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Oh no.
I shall be waiting until that scene in "Interview with a Vampire" when Tom Cruse first meets Antonio Bandaras under the bridge in the rain.

The look that Antonio Bandaras gives before turning around and sweeping away... Well, it makes me understand what women see in him to be honest.

*awaits the obvious comments*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# i think he's ugly
then again, i'm in love with david bowie...


*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Well it is just
that one scene, and I think it's attitude more than looks.

And David Bowie in "Labyrinth" was the reason I grew my hair long.

The trouble is it started to thin and fall out and go grey. So I cut it a few years ago. :(
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# that scene
where he's dancing with her in that bubble...

PHWOOOARRRR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Well I like the songs
And the skill of the puppetry.

However the female Gelfling from "The Dark Crystal"

WOULD!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# kira?
just because she's got wings!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# :)
It's the ears too. The ears are kind of...

A bit like that Vulcan, T'Pol from Star Trek: Enterprise.

Oh gods, I'm you, aren't I?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
not quite, i prefer Data...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# He does have the smoothest skin
And... 'interesting' eyes...

I'm coming off as SO gay tonight.

Meh. As Robert Heinlein once said: "The truth is nothing to be ashamed of and lies aren't worth taking any notice of."

So think what you will :)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# i see nothing wrong
with appreciating the aesthetic beauty of the human form, be it maler or female.

i'm not a vagitarian, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Funny name?
Not really, you haven't seen it...

But I was talking about the Ale. Obviously... No, REALLY!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)