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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
YUCK! (and *clicks*)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# she looks happy
now try and guess her favourite deity
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# ...jesus
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# no matter where you kiss her,
it'll taste of jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# haha
that needs to be an inapropriate poster on bus shelters

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# make it so
i demand this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# oh I could become the new banksy
I'd be "sheltry" or something

and er..

ah too much effort, fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# you shouldn't fuck bus shelters
they smell of tramp's piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# and don't forget the pile of partly eaten takeaway food next to the pile of partly vomited takeaway food
ahhh, a classy environ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# the chavvy teenage couple
who always seem to be snogging in there think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# as long as neither of them drop their bag of chips
their classiness shall remain
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# They don't do that in my local bus shelter
they actually have sex. And leave condoms there.
And it's a transparent shelter on a main road.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# lucky you!
real-life teen porn while you wait for your bus!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# i once left an egg sandwich from my mates car in a bus shelter...
the bread was green and the packet was bulging... POP and launch!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I wish I'd left that packet of sausages that accidentally got left in teh gas cupboard
for about a month

man, it expanded, would have been a nice suprise for someone :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# wtf??
why were they in the gas cupboard in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# they got left in a bag by mistake
the sad thing is "where are the sausages I bought? oh well"

then, they was discovered, I didn't open them up to see what kind of pretty sight it was though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# my cousin
found a tin of dog food in her fella's cupboard.

his dog had been dead for 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# at least it was a tin
it could have been a cardboard box

a runny cardboard box

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# oh, fuck
i can't get the phrase "runny box" out of my head now


*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaha
I think you can get some kind of antibiotic for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# oh yea...
always rememebr to clean out your bait box.... 6 month old fish is NOT a good smell...
that made me actually upchuck my sarnages :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# a few day old tuna sandwich is bad enough
smells a little like victory
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# true story
some woman sewed king prawns into the bottom of her ex's living-room curtains to get him back for dumping her. it took him 4 years to find out where the smell was coming from.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# oh that's nasty
on the plus side, she didn't try to burn him or something so it all turned out nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# must.. stop... reading... "b u r n" as "b u m"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# no no!
read it as bum!! bum bum bum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# he never washed his curtains?
eww grim!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# nope.
manky fucker.

another woman hid £400 worth of fish in the base of her ex's bed when he was on holiday* with her best friend


*she'd paid for the holiday. i think she was justified ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# you have basically got
"The Seafood Based Woman's Revenge" by Jill Angry

haven't you :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# no,
but Take A Break is a mine of vengeful information
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# oh christ
it's like springer in word form that is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# i only read it
in the doctor's waiting room, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# you win
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# get in!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# nearly 24,000 posts :o
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# sick person! don't think about kissing her!
until you've at least unzipped
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# pfft
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# That made me choak on my
Old Peculiar!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# that's
a funny name for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# pfft
you made me choke on the enormous cock I was performing fellatio on
you made me choke on the enormous cock upon which I was performing fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# it's so important
to get your sentence structure right, isn't it? especially when you've got your mouth full.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# HA!
Comment of the day!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# ta!
i might do a "quote of the day" calendar one of these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# 365 brilliant and utterly out of context
B3ta replies.

My brain hurts just thinking about it :) GO ON!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# i'm suffering writer's block
with my book right now, so i might just!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Book?
Whatcha writing there Smash? Lemme see.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# sorry
i never let anyone see till it's finished. it's about various types of nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I think I know you
Though I may well be wrong. If you don't live in London I don't know you.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# nope
liverpool:)

i HATE london!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# OK then:
I know someone who's writing your book. Well one about various nutters at any rate.

The way you phrased it though, made it sound more 'psychological textbook' than 'novel'.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# not really
it's about someone who discovers that nutters are being nutters to hide their true purpose on earth; i.e. cat women are technical geniuses, bus nutters are quantum physicists, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Oh now that is cool
I wonder what type of nutter I would be in that universe?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# i may
do pictures of the different types of nutter with descriptions of their habits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Oh no.
I shall be waiting until that scene in "Interview with a Vampire" when Tom Cruse first meets Antonio Bandaras under the bridge in the rain.

The look that Antonio Bandaras gives before turning around and sweeping away... Well, it makes me understand what women see in him to be honest.

*awaits the obvious comments*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# i think he's ugly
then again, i'm in love with david bowie...


*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Well it is just
that one scene, and I think it's attitude more than looks.

And David Bowie in "Labyrinth" was the reason I grew my hair long.

The trouble is it started to thin and fall out and go grey. So I cut it a few years ago. :(
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# that scene
where he's dancing with her in that bubble...

PHWOOOARRRR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Well I like the songs
And the skill of the puppetry.

However the female Gelfling from "The Dark Crystal"

WOULD!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# kira?
just because she's got wings!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# :)
It's the ears too. The ears are kind of...

A bit like that Vulcan, T'Pol from Star Trek: Enterprise.

Oh gods, I'm you, aren't I?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
not quite, i prefer Data...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# He does have the smoothest skin
And... 'interesting' eyes...

I'm coming off as SO gay tonight.

Meh. As Robert Heinlein once said: "The truth is nothing to be ashamed of and lies aren't worth taking any notice of."

So think what you will :)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# i see nothing wrong
with appreciating the aesthetic beauty of the human form, be it maler or female.

i'm not a vagitarian, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Funny name?
Not really, you haven't seen it...

But I was talking about the Ale. Obviously... No, REALLY!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# more like...

edit : yea well - i remembered this from tom n jerry cartoon....
edit 2 : oh come on... say something... it was a really quick shop - yea? *whores for attention*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# *pays £5*
*fucks attention*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# /aicmfp
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)