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# eye eye?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# is that a
vag eye na?

No, it isn't, but it is, in some way, very wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# it's not a girly hole
it's just an eye :)

or maybe two.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# ah... it's two eye under-halves
glued together?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# yes
and now the magic is destroyed :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# it's ok
I hid the eye-glue
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# but not the scissors
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# There's something very strange about th...
Oh.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I don't think eyes are nsfw
but who knows, in some cultures they probably cover the eyes with thick black cloth and then walk into stationary objects :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# sounds like a good Friday night to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# it could well be a new speed dating movement
get pissed up, blindfolded and then just stagger about and get several injuries while explaining all about how you spent your year out in africa or something breeding chickens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# the terminal parts of that sentence
explain one of the reasons I avoid speed dating.

unfortunately my odour explains one of the many reasons I also have no lady friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# take a load of speed
meet people in the dark

talk at extreme speed

has all the basis of a crap tv serial, I should phone endemol :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# it's called
"Screaming darkroom love island"
and it's got legs
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# drat!
beaten to yet another great money spinning idea!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# no, no
it doesn't exist yet.
I was suggesting a title and pitch, in order to try and piggyback off your creative abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# if we add 24/7 camera coverage
plus an occasional "silent for legal reasons" bit to make it seem like something contentious is happening

and have phoneins

we've got a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# skullf*cking?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# eventually, that's how it always ends up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Minge!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I don't think folk have a pair of twatsockets on their face
but it could happen, with science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)