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# oh yea...
always rememebr to clean out your bait box.... 6 month old fish is NOT a good smell...
that made me actually upchuck my sarnages :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# a few day old tuna sandwich is bad enough
smells a little like victory
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# true story
some woman sewed king prawns into the bottom of her ex's living-room curtains to get him back for dumping her. it took him 4 years to find out where the smell was coming from.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# oh that's nasty
on the plus side, she didn't try to burn him or something so it all turned out nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# must.. stop... reading... "b u r n" as "b u m"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# no no!
read it as bum!! bum bum bum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# he never washed his curtains?
eww grim!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# nope.
manky fucker.

another woman hid £400 worth of fish in the base of her ex's bed when he was on holiday* with her best friend


*she'd paid for the holiday. i think she was justified ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# you have basically got
"The Seafood Based Woman's Revenge" by Jill Angry

haven't you :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# no,
but Take A Break is a mine of vengeful information
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# oh christ
it's like springer in word form that is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# i only read it
in the doctor's waiting room, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)