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# if you hit 30 with no bloke or kids
the council gives you a free kitty to stop you nicking a baby from outside Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# OMGOMGOMG.
I must achieve this for free kieeettehhh. I'll call him WARSTEED and he'll be my life companion. All girls are rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# my mate had a cat called pepsi
he wasn't very pleased when he phoned me, crying, to tell me that she'd been run over and i said "well, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi"...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)
# That is very poor
But it made me giggle =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)
# i laughed like fuck
he didn't speak to me for a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# You cruel, cruel, hilarious person, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# thank you
i try :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Take mine
He's a little burnt though

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)
# THANK YOU.
Kitties heal woe. I may have to badly draw one this evening. :)

ps. hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:42, archived)
# never had a kitty
had a spider called elvira and a mouse called smackhead, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)
# When I get my next pet
I'm counting on YOU to name it =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# i like to name things george
except my ex boyfriend. i named him gwendoline, for no good reason other than he didn't know why and it really pissed him off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# I did one the other day
I've done a couple more portaits but don't know if I should post them or not. Meh =]

And hey to you too! =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:46, archived)
# post them tomorrow
i will see them then. i'm off to bed now, i have to go to the dentist again tomorrow and my teeth are killing me.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Ouchies
I had the dentist the other day, not fun.
G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:59, archived)
# makes note...
...install more outlets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)