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# Magic beans



So don't get worked up next time you see Cannibal Eels. Unless you're an eel.

(darkMishkin, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)
# arf!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I like this
A lot =]

Have a click/woo/welcome ^_^

I forgot it was tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# 'nings
piney!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Thanks!
why did noone tell me about b3ta?! :)
(darkMishkin, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Heh, I've known about it for a while
But never had anything worthwhile to post for several years, until recently =]

Tis a wonderful site, is it not? =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)
# When did having nothing worthwhile to post stop anyone?
Never stopped me! You should've seen my first picture. Or pretty much any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# You're a fool
Your stuff is funtastic =]

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)
# some of the more recent is pretty good i reckon
but the early stuff was horrific! overall like most i'm heavily overshadowed by others on here too so i ultimately don't mind.

(and at the risk of sounding gushing i've tried and utterly failed to animate as well as you can)



edit: such rudeness. this picture made me laugh. have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# i can't animate myself
never mind a sodding picture
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# my favourite animation
of mine.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/43351/1185977927/munging.gif

it's rather nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Ha!
It's pretty ace =P

What programs did you use for it?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# just the gimp
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Ooh
Never used gimp before
I just *ahem* "acquired" photoshop/imageready from an unnamed source
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Aww ^_^ thankee!
I don't think there's anything more to it than patience, which I seem to have a fair bit of.. I'm a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to animating, mine must be smooth.. And they HAVE to loop, otherwise I go psycho =]

And you're not overshadowed if I've noticed you, I'm hardly the most observant person in the world =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# tell you what
that black ninja squirrel you did i sent to some of my friends (linked from the original picture, i wasn't nicking credit). they liked it. i love that one. (and black squirrels. despite the fact that they're just grey squirrels in sexier fur. god did i just say that? maybe i'm a secret furry.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Heh, I loved the squirrel when I saw it
I just had to do something with it.

It looked kind of like a ninja already, never seen a black squirrel. The compo just made it a requirement really =P

Glad they liked it, it's one of my favourites =]

Also took me about 4 and a half hours =S
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:18, archived)
# FFS! Get a room
(can I come? I'll bring the camera.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:50, archived)
# BORIS THE SPIDER
/John blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:14, archived)
# This has made me smile.
Lots.

Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I like this
Narrative is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# clicked
When is the movie coming out?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# No movie but...
...I was thinking of telling the same story again from the point of view of the phallus.
(darkMishkin, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I'm a budding scriptwriter. I've got smallpox.
Here's my submission:
Arse: Pull my finger.
Phallus: Not again...
Arse: *BRAP* Did an Angel speak?
Phallus: You're gross.
Arse: Yep, ha-ha.
Phallus: Yeah, ha-ha.
...
Phallus: What's that smell? Hey, is that a mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 4:05, archived)
# ah, i see.
the lesser spotted cannibalistic ourobouros eel. splendid. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# TOO MANY BIG WORDS
BRAIN CANNOT PROCES-

*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# dictionary on toast for breakfast
followed by a thesaurus salad. yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I prefer a traditional encyclopedia stew
Also, who the hell has salad for breakfast?

WHO THE HELL HAS SALAD?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Vegans.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)
# um.......me?


/actually had muesli
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# I had a small apple pie, a kitkat and a can of coke.
Other than the two fried egg sandwiches I just ate, that has been all I've had today.

I got up at about 1pm though, so it's cool dawg

Oh, and 'ningles =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)
# lazy bugger!
i was up at 8, didn't get to sleep till gone 5. done all the housework, went shopping, stared at my manuscript without actually writing anything, then watched evil dead and came on here. i'm running on fumes now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Sounds freakily like my routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Ah, Evil Dead =]
What a movie ^_^

I don't need to be awake, so I practically live in my bed =]

My parents hate me for it, and I'll owe them a bundle in rent before I go off to uni.. =S

What is said manuscript then? =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# my book
on nutter identification
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Ah yes!
Such as the crazeh cat lady =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:18, archived)
# indeed
along with her friends the bus nutter, the angry strider, and the prophet, to name but a few...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Ooh nice!
Thanks for the angry strider mention, reminded me of an animation I planned but never got around to! =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)
# every time i think
of the angry strider, i get an image of john cleese running around in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# I'm running on sugary coffee
and looking at my flab, and wondering how to lose it...stopping the coffee shite would help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# coffee is bad, mmkay?
it causes cystitis and thrush.

100% FACT

i haven't drunk it for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Evenin' late night type crew!
How was shopping? : )
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# most fun
met up with a friend and went for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Sounds acely!
My new routine of lunchtime pints, Valium and sadness isn't going well. I need a kitty. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:02, archived)
# if you hit 30 with no bloke or kids
the council gives you a free kitty to stop you nicking a baby from outside Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# OMGOMGOMG.
I must achieve this for free kieeettehhh. I'll call him WARSTEED and he'll be my life companion. All girls are rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# my mate had a cat called pepsi
he wasn't very pleased when he phoned me, crying, to tell me that she'd been run over and i said "well, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi"...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)
# That is very poor
But it made me giggle =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)
# i laughed like fuck
he didn't speak to me for a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# You cruel, cruel, hilarious person, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# thank you
i try :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Take mine
He's a little burnt though

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)
# THANK YOU.
Kitties heal woe. I may have to badly draw one this evening. :)

ps. hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:42, archived)
# never had a kitty
had a spider called elvira and a mouse called smackhead, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)
# When I get my next pet
I'm counting on YOU to name it =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# i like to name things george
except my ex boyfriend. i named him gwendoline, for no good reason other than he didn't know why and it really pissed him off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# I did one the other day
I've done a couple more portaits but don't know if I should post them or not. Meh =]

And hey to you too! =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:46, archived)
# post them tomorrow
i will see them then. i'm off to bed now, i have to go to the dentist again tomorrow and my teeth are killing me.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Ouchies
I had the dentist the other day, not fun.
G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:59, archived)
# makes note...
...install more outlets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# Wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# magic redex now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Fixed, sorry
Wow, I guess my Plusnet think I use my webspace too much :/
(darkMishkin, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)