In high school, I said to a girl 'Here, snort a line of salt'.
She snorted it, vomited, cried for an hour and then shouted at me.
I was as clear as I could be that it was salt.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:30,
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haha
what more can you do, eh? Next day, you should have offered her some poison.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:34,
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