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# Sorry I'm late...



Today for lunch I am having an orange a yogurt some fridge raidings and a cancelled dental appointment washed down with some fruit juice and a nice cup of fresh coffee...what are you having?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I 'm having Chicken Flavoured Guitarist from The Offspring
*Now with added extra special correctly typed*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Best of all the meat-themed guitarists!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# About 2 years late!
Not yet decided, but some shite from sainos today I shouldn't wonder.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# What is this 'Sainos' of which you speak?
Morons?

Good luck with your hunt!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# sainsburys
I have a chicken salad baguette and a pint of semi-skilled milt
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# What's wrong with the sandwich shops?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# the one I used to go to a lot has shut down
probably because they started getting cheapskate on the ingredients. I had more interesting lunched the last two days but today was all about quick/cheap
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# spicey chicken baguette
buffolo flavoured crisps
can of fanta.

I HAD SOME CASH!!!!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Yay for cash!
A fine choice son, but needs more chips
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# i'm not really a fan of chips...
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Two apples
and a cupcake that tastes awful because I forgot to wash my hands after cleaning the fishtank.

Oh, the humanity!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# You would naturally assume that Fishtank scum needs balancing out with something sweet
but for best results team it with something sour! Try sour Haribo's next time :)
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Haribo Selecta!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Fruit.
lots of fruit.

Followed by a Roast Pork and Salad butty and Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# not as nice as Worcester Sauce ones
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I disagree
Spicy Tomato is best.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I had them yesterday.
Tesco are doing a two for one on multipacks.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ooh
you just don't see them around up here much

AND the Bacon ones repeat on you something chronic
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Yes,
yes they do.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Well they are tasty,
but I prefer Nik Naks when I can get them.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# scampi 'n lemon nik naks
second only to quavers and beef monster munch!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# nice n spicy flavour ftw
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I concur
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Bacon flavour ftw!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# That sounds like a BRAW! lunch!
For the ultimate pork sammich steal some stuffing and a wee bit of apple sauce
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# fruit first?
that's not right!


(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# The shit-sniffing woman McKeith
reckons it's good for the digestion. I usually save an apple for afters, though.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I used too small a dish for my noodles and burned my mouth badly.
I also had an orange.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# how does using a small dish burn your mouth?
USE A FORK!
=)
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Don't forget a few bizarre insults to aid friendship!
I hope your orange was nice
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Today I am eating
the Ministry of Defence
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Braw! have mustard with that
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# chicken wrap
tea
maltesers
tea
air
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Needs more chips
But a great foundation for lunching time. Have more tea
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Is this still going!!!!
Cheese salad sarnie on a long french,
Can of tango
"sensations" Vintage cheddar and red onion crips
and a crunchie.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Not really
It just seemed a nice day for nostalgia, but DTF can never truly die, it exists in the hearts of each and every one of us!

A well-balanced lunch, ask Mighty Nibus for a nice cup to finish it off
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *teaificates*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Tea!!!
Yuck!

*opens worm can*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# HEATHEN!!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# BACON SARNIES!
nuf said
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# god damn you sir.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# YOU LUCKY LUCKY BASTARD
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# YAY!
Who can argue with the classics?
However, I fear for your tummy's emptiness, and hope that plural means MANY bacon sammiches of yummyness
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# sammiches
*fond memories of being 6 years old come flooding back

*cries
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *clasps to bosom*
aawww, there, there, my little soldier!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *beams
*glows
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Braw! three lumps of gravel and a christmas bauble


(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# whats tiger bread?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# the dough is brushed with a rice wash before baking
which makes a cracked orangey crust as it expands that looks a bit like tiger stripes and tastes YUMPSCIOUS!


(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hmmm
i'l have investigate...
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# no its not!
it has sesame oil added to the dough.

bloody liar.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# RICE WASH!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# sesame oil
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I see . . . .
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# HA HA YOU FIB
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# It is shirley the wooest of breads
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# nice thats wot
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# The finest of gravels and the best of seasonal baubles, Braw!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Chicken pie
with 'taters, carrots & gravy.

Nyom.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# taters?
what's taters, precious?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# PO-TA-TOES
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# You say PO-TA-TOE
I say PO-TAY-TOE
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# i say
spud
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I say
'tater.

Apostrophe mandatory.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# chips would be better with chicken pie, surely?
then you can take the lid off the pie and mash the chips into the gravy'd innards
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *drools*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Maybe...
...but I mashed the potato into said gravy anyhow - worked a treat!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i suppose so
but you don't get those crunchy bits with spuds
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Art
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Oooh, that sounds lovely!
Have a pint of bitter too
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# 3 hrs 40 minutes and counting

*sighs wistfully*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Nothing
as I'm off out for dinner tonight... and I'm not paying :)
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# You'll starve!
At least have some crisps or a big cup of tea?!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Tea will sustain me!
(doesn't count as lunch as I glug about 2 gallons per day)
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# jacket spud
filled with primula hammy cheese and coleslaw
served by my cousin
also, tea and fags.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Mmm, a lovely combination
Especially if you don't have to prepare it yourself!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# indeed
my cousin works round the corner, she comes for dinner and brings the ingredients herself! it's a win-win situation :)
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
#
2x sausage rolls, 1xcornish nasty
cup o tea & some bicclys
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Tis a good start sir
But needs more chocolate, and a super-size tea
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Homemade hamburgers
In a crusty roll with romaine lettuce, cherry tomatoes and English mustard. Real chips (made from potatoes out of the garden, dug up about 30 mins ago) and organic peas on the side.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# :o
Sir, I am in awe. And a great big puddle of drool.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# give this man lunch of the day!

(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# fucking magic!

(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Congratulations sir, you've won the coveted Lunch Of The Day!
I shall forward your badge onto you as soon as my spazzy image host decides to start feckin' working again!!!

Edit: here you go :D
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Mince pies and coffee.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# \o/ Christmas teim! \o/
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Happy early generic seasonal greetings!
I hope they are all butter pastry :D
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# a line of ajax detergent
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I hear it's good for mood swings
Have a swift few too
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I actually did a line of ajax once
it made my head hurt
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# In high school, I said to a girl "Here, snort a line of salt".
She snorted it, vomited, cried for an hour and then shouted at me.

I was as clear as I could be that it was salt.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# haha
what more can you do, eh? Next day, you should have offered her some poison.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Today I haff eaten
A pepperoni and cheese hot baguette
A bag of Walkers™ Sunbites™ (oven roasted onion and rosemary flavour)
A bananananana
3 Lockets to soothe my gammy throat
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I'm sensing a cheat!
Was that for lunch, or during the day so far?
If for lunch, then tis a fine one, but if spread out then I fear you are about to starve to death. Or worse!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Nope, all eaten for lunch
in one sitting :) *pats belly*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
#
French stick full of ham, salami and pastrami, tomatoes, lettuce, gherkins and red onion, and a lovely mug of tea
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Mmmm, Braw!
That's a very good lunch, with a fine selection of meat-products. Have a tunnock bar to finish it off
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# OMG I HAVE NO LUNCH!
*starves*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# BUT YOU'LL DIE!!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# no he won't!
this is the first lunch i've had in many moons and i'm still alive!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
are you sure it's not just someone working you from the inside?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# :-O
this is shocking and disturbing news
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I fear for your safety sir :(
Scout the office for other people's lunch to steal
If you have no office then find the nearest bobby and ask for his assistance in this grave matter
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha ha - in Scotland a bobby is a penis
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# A salad
of cannellini beans, Tesco Finest sheep's milk halloumi, and a vegetable I don't know the name of, dressed with mayonnaise and rosemary jelly.

Washed down with apple squash.

I'm going to have tinned pears and custard for pudding.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# 70s school puddings ftw!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Omg
marble caek and chocolate custard!
Arctic roll!
Jam roly poly!

*glees*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I'm on a foodie nostalgia tip at the moment
I had Findus crispy pancakes for dinner last night.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# bloody hell
my mum used to feed me those

I'd only get one, plus about 3 chips for lunch - this explains why I was 5'3" until I was 17
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I'm still 5'3"
:(
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It's all about how tall you are when you jump.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# but you get to wear heels
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Don't feel like there's anything stopping you.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# that must be some freezer you have
I imagine they haven't sold criosy pancakes since 1988
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Braw!
I'm not wholly sure what some of those are, but I shall google 'custard' when I've finished my duties here ;)
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I'm having a wank. Do I win a prize?
Lunch is for the weak!
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# On toast?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# The toats wank
is the best of all the wanks.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Wanking is a fine pass-time, but no substitute for lunch
A real man can do both and STILL not get crumbs down his eye of sauron
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# eye of sauron ...
class :D
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I ate so much fried chicken I almost fell asleep at my desk
I had to go out for a walk just to wake up again.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Have more fried chicken!
The only way now is to eat your way out the other side
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I had a ham cheese and pickle baguette,
a cabdury's picknic bar, a large latte with an extra shot and a not winning national lottery desperation scratch card (it has not been a good day thus far, and due to the not winning nature of the scratch card I am forced to continuet with it).
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# A fine lunch sir, no mistake
Well-balanced and chocolatey. Sorry about your scratch card, have a PlayMonday line to make up for it?
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# you are too kind Gentle Jessie
HOWEVER, I am abandoning my desperate clutching at national lottery straws and have resolved instead grow some balls and knuckle down to my work :(

I might also look for a new job from next week onwards.
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# i won £15 on one yesterday
*gloats*
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# soup
of the winter vegetable kind
(, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)