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Sorry I'm late...
Today for lunch I am having an orange a yogurt some fridge raidings and a cancelled dental appointment washed down with some fruit juice and a nice cup of fresh coffee...what are you having?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:03,
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I 'm having Chicken Flavoured Guitarist from The Offspring
*Now with added extra special correctly typed*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:04,
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Best of all the meat-themed guitarists!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:05,
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About 2 years late!
Not yet decided, but some shite from sainos today I shouldn't wonder.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:04,
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What is this 'Sainos' of which you speak?
Morons? Good luck with your hunt!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06,
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sainsburys
I have a chicken salad baguette and a pint of semi-skilled milt
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19,
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What's wrong with the sandwich shops?
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Pachey ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19,
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the one I used to go to a lot has shut down
probably because they started getting cheapskate on the ingredients. I had more interesting lunched the last two days but today was all about quick/cheap
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:23,
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spicey chicken baguette
buffolo flavoured crisps can of fanta. I HAD SOME CASH!!!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:04,
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Yay for cash!
A fine choice son, but needs more chips
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07,
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i'm not really a fan of chips...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07,
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Two apples
and a cupcake that tastes awful because I forgot to wash my hands after cleaning the fishtank. Oh, the humanity!
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:05,
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You would naturally assume that Fishtank scum needs balancing out with something sweet
but for best results team it with something sour! Try sour Haribo's next time :)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08,
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Haribo Selecta!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10,
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Fruit.
lots of fruit. Followed by a Roast Pork and Salad butty and Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:05,
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not as nice as Worcester Sauce ones
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06,
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^this^
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06,
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I disagree
Spicy Tomato is best.
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07,
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I had them yesterday.
Tesco are doing a two for one on multipacks.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07,
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ooh
you just don't see them around up here much AND the Bacon ones repeat on you something chronic
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11,
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Yes,
yes they do.
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Carlossus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17,
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Well they are tasty,
but I prefer Nik Naks when I can get them.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20,
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scampi 'n lemon nik naks
second only to quavers and beef monster munch!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:22,
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nice n spicy flavour ftw
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:22,
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I concur
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:13,
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Bacon flavour ftw!
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Pachey ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20,
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That sounds like a BRAW! lunch!
For the ultimate pork sammich steal some stuffing and a wee bit of apple sauce
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:09,
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fruit first?
that's not right!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10,
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The shit-sniffing woman McKeith
reckons it's good for the digestion. I usually save an apple for afters, though.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:38,
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I used too small a dish for my noodles and burned my mouth badly.
I also had an orange.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06,
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how does using a small dish burn your mouth?
USE A FORK! =)
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07,
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Don't forget a few bizarre insults to aid friendship!
I hope your orange was nice
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10,
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Today I am eating
the Ministry of Defence
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06,
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Braw! have mustard with that
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11,
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chicken wrap
tea maltesers tea air
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:06,
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Needs more chips
But a great foundation for lunching time. Have more tea
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11,
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Is this still going!!!!
Cheese salad sarnie on a long french, Can of tango "sensations" Vintage cheddar and red onion crips and a crunchie.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07,
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Not really
It just seemed a nice day for nostalgia, but DTF can never truly die, it exists in the hearts of each and every one of us! A well-balanced lunch, ask Mighty Nibus for a nice cup to finish it off
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:13,
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*teaificates*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15,
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Tea!!!
Yuck! *opens worm can*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15,
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HEATHEN!!
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17,
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BACON SARNIES!
nuf said
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Laice , was Rogitating on ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:07,
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god damn you sir.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08,
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YOU LUCKY LUCKY BASTARD
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:12,
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YAY!
Who can argue with the classics? However, I fear for your tummy's emptiness, and hope that plural means MANY bacon sammiches of yummyness
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:14,
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sammiches
*fond memories of being 6 years old come flooding back *cries
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18,
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*clasps to bosom*
aawww, there, there, my little soldier!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21,
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*beams
*glows
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:26,
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Braw! three lumps of gravel and a christmas bauble
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08,
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whats tiger bread?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08,
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the dough is brushed with a rice wash before baking
which makes a cracked orangey crust as it expands that looks a bit like tiger stripes and tastes YUMPSCIOUS!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:12,
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hmmm
i'l have investigate...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:14,
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no its not!
it has sesame oil added to the dough. bloody liar.
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:14,
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sesame oil
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20,
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HA HA YOU FIB
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:26,
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It is shirley the wooest of breads
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15,
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nice thats wot
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:12,
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The finest of gravels and the best of seasonal baubles, Braw!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15,
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Chicken pie
with 'taters, carrots & gravy. Nyom.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08,
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taters?
what's taters, precious?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:09,
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PO-TA-TOES
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11,
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You say PO-TA-TOE
I say PO-TAY-TOE
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:13,
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i say
spud
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17,
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I say
'tater. Apostrophe mandatory.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20,
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chips would be better with chicken pie, surely?
then you can take the lid off the pie and mash the chips into the gravy'd innards
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:24,
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*drools*
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:28,
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Maybe...
...but I mashed the potato into said gravy anyhow - worked a treat!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:36,
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i suppose so
but you don't get those crunchy bits with spuds
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:41,
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Art
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:23,
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Oooh, that sounds lovely!
Have a pint of bitter too
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:16,
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3 hrs 40 minutes and counting
*sighs wistfully*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19,
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Nothing
as I'm off out for dinner tonight... and I'm not paying :)
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08,
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You'll starve!
At least have some crisps or a big cup of tea?!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:16,
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Tea will sustain me!
(doesn't count as lunch as I glug about 2 gallons per day)
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18,
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jacket spud
filled with primula hammy cheese and coleslaw served by my cousin also, tea and fags.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:08,
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Mmm, a lovely combination
Especially if you don't have to prepare it yourself!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17,
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indeed
my cousin works round the corner, she comes for dinner and brings the ingredients herself! it's a win-win situation :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19,
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2x sausage rolls, 1xcornish nasty cup o tea & some bicclys
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:09,
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Tis a good start sir
But needs more chocolate, and a super-size tea
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18,
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Homemade hamburgers
In a crusty roll with romaine lettuce, cherry tomatoes and English mustard. Real chips (made from potatoes out of the garden, dug up about 30 mins ago) and organic peas on the side.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10,
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:o
Sir, I am in awe. And a great big puddle of drool.
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18,
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give this man lunch of the day!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:26,
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fucking magic!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21,
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Congratulations sir, you've won the coveted Lunch Of The Day!
I shall forward your badge onto you as soon as my spazzy image host decides to start feckin' working again!!! Edit: here you go :D
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:37,
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Mince pies and coffee.
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:10,
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\o/ Christmas teim! \o/
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18,
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Happy early generic seasonal greetings!
I hope they are all butter pastry :D
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19,
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a line of ajax detergent
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:11,
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I hear it's good for mood swings
Have a swift few too
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:20,
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I actually did a line of ajax once
it made my head hurt
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:27,
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In high school, I said to a girl "Here, snort a line of salt".
She snorted it, vomited, cried for an hour and then shouted at me. I was as clear as I could be that it was salt.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:30,
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haha
what more can you do, eh? Next day, you should have offered her some poison.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:34,
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Today I haff eaten
A pepperoni and cheese hot baguette A bag of Walkers™ Sunbites™ (oven roasted onion and rosemary flavour) A bananananana 3 Lockets to soothe my gammy throat
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:12,
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I'm sensing a cheat!
Was that for lunch, or during the day so far? If for lunch, then tis a fine one, but if spread out then I fear you are about to starve to death. Or worse!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21,
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Nope, all eaten for lunch
in one sitting :) *pats belly*
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:25,
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French stick full of ham, salami and pastrami, tomatoes, lettuce, gherkins and red onion, and a lovely mug of tea
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:13,
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Mmmm, Braw!
That's a very good lunch, with a fine selection of meat-products. Have a tunnock bar to finish it off
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:22,
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OMG I HAVE NO LUNCH!
*starves*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:15,
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BUT YOU'LL DIE!!
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:16,
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no he won't!
this is the first lunch i've had in many moons and i'm still alive!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19,
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*raises eyebrow*
are you sure it's not just someone working you from the inside?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21,
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:-O
this is shocking and disturbing news
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:32,
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I fear for your safety sir :(
Scout the office for other people's lunch to steal If you have no office then find the nearest bobby and ask for his assistance in this grave matter
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:23,
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ha ha ha - in Scotland a bobby is a penis
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:37,
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A salad
of cannellini beans, Tesco Finest sheep's milk halloumi, and a vegetable I don't know the name of, dressed with mayonnaise and rosemary jelly. Washed down with apple squash. I'm going to have tinned pears and custard for pudding.
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Pachey ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:16,
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70s school puddings ftw!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:18,
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Omg
marble caek and chocolate custard! Arctic roll! Jam roly poly! *glees*
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21,
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I'm on a foodie nostalgia tip at the moment
I had Findus crispy pancakes for dinner last night.
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Pachey ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:24,
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bloody hell
my mum used to feed me those I'd only get one, plus about 3 chips for lunch - this explains why I was 5'3" until I was 17
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:27,
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I'm still 5'3"
:(
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Pachey ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:30,
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It's all about how tall you are when you jump.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:32,
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but you get to wear heels
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:34,
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Don't feel like there's anything stopping you.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:54,
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that must be some freezer you have
I imagine they haven't sold criosy pancakes since 1988
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:35,
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Braw!
I'm not wholly sure what some of those are, but I shall google 'custard' when I've finished my duties here ;)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:24,
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I'm having a wank. Do I win a prize?
Lunch is for the weak!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:17,
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On toast?
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19,
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The toats wank
is the best of all the wanks.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:21,
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Wanking is a fine pass-time, but no substitute for lunch
A real man can do both and STILL not get crumbs down his eye of sauron
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:26,
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eye of sauron ...
class :D
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:35,
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I ate so much fried chicken I almost fell asleep at my desk
I had to go out for a walk just to wake up again.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:19,
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Have more fried chicken!
The only way now is to eat your way out the other side
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:27,
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I had a ham cheese and pickle baguette,
a cabdury's picknic bar, a large latte with an extra shot and a not winning national lottery desperation scratch card (it has not been a good day thus far, and due to the not winning nature of the scratch card I am forced to continuet with it).
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:25,
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A fine lunch sir, no mistake
Well-balanced and chocolatey. Sorry about your scratch card, have a PlayMonday line to make up for it?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:28,
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you are too kind Gentle Jessie
HOWEVER, I am abandoning my desperate clutching at national lottery straws and have resolved instead grow some balls and knuckle down to my work :( I might also look for a new job from next week onwards.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:33,
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i won £15 on one yesterday
*gloats*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:54,
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soup
of the winter vegetable kind
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The Director of Directing ,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 13:42,
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