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# Titgroping is big news in the states?
We've been doing it for MONTHS over in Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Do you offer a tutorial?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# He could teach you but he'd have to charge.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Find a girl that doesn't suck, then try to kiss her.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# But girls that suck are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I meant suck in the "not cool" sense.

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Not cool?
But Hot women that suck are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Can I use this moment to relay a joke that I sold a few years ago, but which is pretty much out of date now?
I used to go out with a girl who was into video games. I'd call her my Playstation. Now she's my Xbox.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I thought you'd prefer a gameboy.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I was groping
tits the day I was born, 40 years ago, and they were my MOTHER'S
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# THAT'S DISGUSTING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# and been doing it ever since?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Yes, but now it's
YOUR MUM.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# i didnt mean that!!
but tell you mum her arse is nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# BUH
ZING
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# GOOD CHRIST YOU SICK PERVERT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Why yes,
yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)