Hahaha, awww
Also, this doesn't deserve it's own thread:

This ought to keep the trick-or-treaters away on Halloween. Or it would if I was any good at carving ;)
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:30,
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WHO OPENED A PORTAL IN MY PUMPKIN
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Shada,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:31,
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That's maybe do-able
Wrap a piece of string around a central axis like a pencil. Tie a carving blade to the other end. Hey presto, a spiral!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:32,
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I have a better idea
Scan in your face, Twirl filter it, and print it out on card.
Hey presto! Costume for a fancy-dress party
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:36,
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"show me on the dolly where the nasty pumpkin touched you..."
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Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:33,
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