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[challenge entry] I'm gonna Status Quo the lawn

How low can it get?

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bluesound, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)
# One man went to war
went to war with Fulham...SHIT
one man and his baseball bat
went to war with Fulham....SHIT
/football thug
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# My favourite footy chant is
I know you,
You know me,
I know you and you know me,
La la la la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la Peoples Republic of South Korea.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# that has me giggling
like the nutter on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# You're not a Chelsea fan
are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# In your holiday homes,
We burn all your tables,
we burn all your chairs,
we burn down your house with your children upstairs,
in your holiday homes.
[sung at posh Fulham fans by Cardiff thugs! pah!]
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I've been to see Cardiff play
they really are nazi wankers.


And the supporters are just as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I'm a Cardiff supporter....
and to be fair..
I have to agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)