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[challenge entry] Lula's career took an unexpected nosedive when she accidentally loosed a 'Tony' in a punter's face


edit: Mitigating factors:
a) done on gimp
b) picture of lady found using 'fart' as search word - did not set out to do a picture of a stripper farting in a punter's face.
c) have to keep alt-tabbing like a man with a strange form of St Vitas' Dance.
d) my beer gland has deflated and needs replenishing

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Spooky.
Just as the picture appeared on my screen I could smell a 'Tony' but there is nobody around.


No. It wasnt me and I can still smell it!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)
# whoever smelt it
delt it
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# he who said the rhyme
did the crime
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Whoever denied it.
Applied it..


..but it still wasnt me. Its gone now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)
# whoever denied it
supplied it
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# arrgh
mind piss!

I think that's right??
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)