because I read in the paper, wot I read
fat gived you cancer to death.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:20,
archived)
aparently the future is going to be populated by slim vegetarians
and pigs who escaped from the bacon factories in 9595... a bacon sandwich came from teh future to kill me so that I don't give birth to the ruler of the sausagy rebels.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:26,
archived)