I made it quite clear
A word in your ear
B & Q is now open
for my fence is all broken
I'll be there when I can
Off in search of a man
With hammer and nails
and a small set of scales
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Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:53,
archived)
A word in your ear
B & Q is now open
for my fence is all broken
I'll be there when I can
Off in search of a man
With hammer and nails
and a small set of scales
I spoke with your wife
who's concerned for your life,
and more for your kids and their schooling,
you neglected to mention,
the clause in your pension,
which expressly forbids you from dueling,
As this is the case,
I can no longer face,
you on the field of combat and glory,
I suggest that we might,
find a gentler fight,
which is a little less lethal and gory
(also - BOOM - straight from the top of the dome)
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Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:06,
archived)
who's concerned for your life,
and more for your kids and their schooling,
you neglected to mention,
the clause in your pension,
which expressly forbids you from dueling,
As this is the case,
I can no longer face,
you on the field of combat and glory,
I suggest that we might,
find a gentler fight,
which is a little less lethal and gory
(also - BOOM - straight from the top of the dome)