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# This is like bunny suicides
except with people and it's not all suicide
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# How do we know that?
The bunnies are everywhere, as proved by this:
snipurl.com/1t0va
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# or funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# it is funny
you just don't find it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# in fact I can't help but feel that all these people died
under suspicious circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# this would be a job for inspector morose
but he's dead

So we'll have to get DCI Barnaby on the case
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# and while we're at it,
get that old lady from 'Murder she wrote' to investigate what happened to Morse.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# hmm
I bet he was one of her friends

you'd think they'd get wind of it now

I bet if she had a reuinion dinner with her remaining buddies she'd be sitting at the dinner table all alone, crying, because nobody turned up due to being either dead (due to being murdered in some complex contrivance of circumstances) or scared shitless that they'd end up mysteriously dead (due to being murdered in some complex contrivance of circumstances)

silly jess! ur murderin ur frndz!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)