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# Cold weather is once again upon us...

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(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# you know
I'm detecting a pattern in your work

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# orange & yellow stripes
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# best of all alternating colours!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# lo sex.
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# it's quite odd
water is dropping out of the sky and the sun has gone

I think this is it, I think it's the end

pretty average really :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# oh dear
summer has come and passed
the innocent can never last
wake me up when the trick or treaters egg the car.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# they've been and gone, man
tho I did hear screaming last night

soon it'll be the gangs of mongs going "penny for the guy" meaning "give me some fucking money" and the guy will be one of the hooded bretheren with his hood pulled over his face, as was the traditional style in 1605
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Been and gone?
You've obviously never lived in Northumberland.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I was fortunate enough to escape in a balloon in 1978
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# lucky bugger.
I was transported here for safety during the huge duck plague of 1842.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# bloody huge ducks!
still, with the advent of landrovers we can just drive over them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# and that's how babies are made.
night night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# nite nite dr
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# numbers?
like "69" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# pffft!
sex!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# New thread
reply
reply
new thread
reply
reply
new thread

(his latest posts, in his profile)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# and so the circle is complete!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Hooray for Board-Spamming!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# It's not exactly what you could call spamming.
I think they're awesome, anyway, so don't you DARE stop posting them.
That's like telling Happytoast to stop making zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Ever read this?
I think you'd like it....
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# jeremy banx is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I love how there's a new one of these every time I refresh :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Love?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# with juices
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# They're ace
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# South Park principle.
The art-style is intentionally simplistic, allowing me to belt them out at a pretty fast rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# And South Park was internationally successful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# internationally!
that's like.. the whole world!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# OH MY GOD
YOU'RE RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# LIKE WOAH!
STEADY CRAZY DUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# It's overkill atm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# This is like bunny suicides
except with people and it's not all suicide
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# How do we know that?
The bunnies are everywhere, as proved by this:
snipurl.com/1t0va
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# or funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# it is funny
you just don't find it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# in fact I can't help but feel that all these people died
under suspicious circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# this would be a job for inspector morose
but he's dead

So we'll have to get DCI Barnaby on the case
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# and while we're at it,
get that old lady from 'Murder she wrote' to investigate what happened to Morse.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# hmm
I bet he was one of her friends

you'd think they'd get wind of it now

I bet if she had a reuinion dinner with her remaining buddies she'd be sitting at the dinner table all alone, crying, because nobody turned up due to being either dead (due to being murdered in some complex contrivance of circumstances) or scared shitless that they'd end up mysteriously dead (due to being murdered in some complex contrivance of circumstances)

silly jess! ur murderin ur frndz!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Pffft
You must have loads of these by now?
Everytime I refresh b3ta there is one on the page :)

Also TJ: Does anyone know how I can make my own font? I just downloaded 'MyOwnFont' not being quite observant enough to realise it's just for tablet pcs.
The next best offer seems to be a guy that makes a .ttf file for you from whatever it is he asks you to scan in, but call me picky- he's charging for it AND saying it's non-exclusive and he can then use it however he sees fit :s
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# I found something a while back, but I couldn't be bothered in the end.
I can't remember what it is, but it didn't take very long to find, why not just try a few things in google?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# I have
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Arf
Best post eva
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# yes, right here
snipurl.com/1t0vm
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# obviously that's something like horses, so i'm not going to click
but would you mind letting me know what it really is?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# It is a Google search page
searching "how to make a font".

edit - THIS ONE is horses
snipurl.com/1t0vx
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Double bluff 'ey?
I like the cut of your jib!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Ta.
*takes a sip of blended candle wax*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Blimey, I think it's genuine!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I'm too scared to risk it
at any moment I could be loving horses!

I'm not daniel radcliffe damn it!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# i've made my own font before now
it was a while ago and i used an 'appraisal' copy of something called fontographer, which may have been mac-only

i recall scanning in my artwork, converting to vectors using adobe streamline, then importing them into fontographer

i have no idea if that is in any way helpful to you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hahah, not really
But it is in as much as it gives me an understanding of how it could be done, I'll have a look at that fontographer anyway

Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I had a program called, imaginatively, "font creator"
I don't think it would automatically convert a scanned image into a font, you had to do all the tracing yourself, but you can have it if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# IMPENDING BACKLASH!!!111111!111
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# FORUM OF THE NORTHSTAR!
FIFTY NAZI RESPONSES!!!!

\o.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)