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# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Just in case anyone young or impressionable is reading this...
Never smear your bits with Engine Lubricants. It causes cancer.

And if any lady robots are reading this, don't use KY Jelly. You may short. Use a good silicone based lubricant. And keep your fanbelt tight and well adjusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# thanks Dr. Nick
*cleans sump oil off cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)