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personally

i would have tied rags on my rims... i hear its pretty effective in stopping dogs from chasing your car.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)

but the local scallies would be all excited by your red wheels

and try and steal them

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)

personally

I would carry a knife, and a pistol. and some pipe-bombs, I hear they are good at stopping someone from nicking your rims.

*edit, mind you knives are terribly messy, and have a large blast radius... perhaps just beating them with a lead pipe would figure them out.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)

those things are illegal now

you have to look at them sternly and hand them a pamphlet about their behavior

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

but.

my stern look needs practice... can i just substitute it with a mild setting on fire?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

a good fucking torching

is an adequate substitute in this circumstance

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

excellent...

I shall lure them to the local gas station, then douse them with petrol, followed by a game of catch the lit matches.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

hey!

don't do it unprepared

get a toasting fork and some bread

maybe a few sausages :)

waste not, want not, innit :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

tis

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

I'd tie pork chops on mine

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)