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# was watching some rally today
Im sure the dog is thinking 'OMG what was i thinking' after it shit everywhere,

The driver may have thought.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# why
look
dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# ok there.


Its shit but who cares.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# why am I accellerating into your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# personally
i would have tied rags on my rims... i hear its pretty effective in stopping dogs from chasing your car.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)
# but the local scallies would be all excited by your red wheels
and try and steal them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)
# personally
I would carry a knife, and a pistol. and some pipe-bombs, I hear they are good at stopping someone from nicking your rims.

*edit, mind you knives are terribly messy, and have a large blast radius... perhaps just beating them with a lead pipe would figure them out.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)
# those things are illegal now
you have to look at them sternly and hand them a pamphlet about their behavior
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# but.
my stern look needs practice... can i just substitute it with a mild setting on fire?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# a good fucking torching
is an adequate substitute in this circumstance
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# excellent...
I shall lure them to the local gas station, then douse them with petrol, followed by a game of catch the lit matches.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# hey!
don't do it unprepared

get a toasting fork and some bread

maybe a few sausages :)

waste not, want not, innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
#
tis
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I'd tie pork chops on mine
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# What is the purpose of this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# DAVE?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# a
I watched rally? and saw a dog?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Why use a whole thread to say that?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# dave, there's a car
and a dog

tho the dog isn't driving the car
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
#
perhaps a dog could be driving the car? and his brother is just out to watch him race?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Shop the picture so the dog's driving the car
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)
# A car, Dave.
A car.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# A Citroen C4 WRC
And?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)
# a dog!
oh and some trees, and a fence.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# No, I don't draw dogs, trees, or fences.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I drew a picture of a car once.
It wasn't a Citroen C4.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)
# it was more than 1 picture Dave


more than 1
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Ok, 93
Not including about a dozen pictures less than 800x600
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# acceptance is the first step to recovery
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# did someone say dog?
www.sandiegojaycees.org/assets/photos/2004%20Year%20In%20Review/Ugly_Dog_Contest_31.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)