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# the minced human matter is transmitted over telephone line
Do not pick up your phone!

This is good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Would it be transmitted into the ears or the mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Surely that depends on which way up you hold the reciever..
Unless it's both...

DEAR GOD
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# DEAR GOD
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# SWEET CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# OH MY BUDDHA
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# ALLAH AAAWWW SHHEEIT!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# 'Oh My Buddha'
Sounds like a corny television show.

Bugger, I must be off now. Work to be done. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Dear God,
How are you.

Please invent a phone with meat-transmitters.

Thanks.

Buddah.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# This ^^
verily this.
by tea-time tomorrow as well, I'll be hungry again for meats then.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Nothing like a meat hunger
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# grr!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# HARR ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# mouth of course!
unless you hold the receiver the wrong way up
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# BT are gonna have a lot of complaints...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)