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[challenge entry] My bot is housebroken.

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(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Aaaargh!
When the Machine Revolution comes, I'm sure that will be one of the ringleaders of the human genocide.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *fears*
This contraption shall some day rule us.

I know it
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I imgine the bag filled with minced human matter
and microbiotic organism would break it down and turn it into a gas used for robot fuel.

edit: woo by the way
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# the minced human matter is transmitted over telephone line
Do not pick up your phone!

This is good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Would it be transmitted into the ears or the mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Surely that depends on which way up you hold the reciever..
Unless it's both...

DEAR GOD
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# DEAR GOD
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# SWEET CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# OH MY BUDDHA
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# ALLAH AAAWWW SHHEEIT!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# 'Oh My Buddha'
Sounds like a corny television show.

Bugger, I must be off now. Work to be done. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Dear God,
How are you.

Please invent a phone with meat-transmitters.

Thanks.

Buddah.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# This ^^
verily this.
by tea-time tomorrow as well, I'll be hungry again for meats then.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Nothing like a meat hunger
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# grr!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# HARR ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# mouth of course!
unless you hold the receiver the wrong way up
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# BT are gonna have a lot of complaints...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Eurgh.
There's something slightly yucky about that.

'Yucky' makes me sound like a fourteen year old American. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# a/s/l?
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# 4/f/hiding in the airing-cupboard - shhhhh
/maddie
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Erm,
37/Androgynous/Cuba.

Oh, wait, you wanted my A/S/L. Silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# woo
but with a side order of "disturbed" to go with it.
first thought - "nice adjustable coil-over suspension"
second thought - "my house is botbroken"????
/slow reader tonight
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# broken - but clean!
that's my bot!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Woosome beyond words......
Love it......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)