When returning from seeing GWAR performing live in Newcastle oncea chap sitting opposite me on teh metro proceeded to slowly empty his pockets, turned them inside out, unzip, prove that he was not a grower, then urinated profusely onto teh floor whilst shouting 'Have you seen my elephant!?'
The best part was at the next stop when the metro braked this huge wash of urine swept all the crap and shite off the floor of the carriage along to the doors and out over all those fleeing feet!
I shudda been sick, but y'know, it's hard to when you're laughing!
(The best part was at the next stop when the metro braked this huge wash of urine swept all the crap and shite off the floor of the carriage along to the doors and out over all those fleeing feet!
I shudda been sick, but y'know, it's hard to when you're laughing!
..wil,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:14,
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Hahahaha!!:D
It would have to be after a GWAR concert...
(It would have to be after a GWAR concert...
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:22,
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It did seem oddly less inappropriatehaving spent an evening being sprayed with fake blood and cum!
Half the carriage was sticking to each other and the seats, I'm sure the cleaners loved us the next day!
(Half the carriage was sticking to each other and the seats, I'm sure the cleaners loved us the next day!
..wil,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:30,
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