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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Monkey Island?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# W000t
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Guy Brush
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Second greatest game ever made.
MI2 was the best :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Indeed it was Sir
I have them all, only 1 and 2 were any good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# 3 was good.
Never played beyond that though, cos they went all....*vomits*.....3D.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Oooh
I've never played :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# "I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!"
Woo, i like that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I never did wait 10 mins to see if anything happens
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# he actually dies :)
Edit: you can still do a few things like 'float' though :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# In a way i'm glad I didn't then.
Right, i'm off to a spitting competition. I have to mix the liquids, use the curly straw to drink from the jagged glass, wait for the windsock to blow. And cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *hroooook*
*swish-swish*
*ptoooooooie*
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *misfires*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Wipe that chin
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# needs more nuns with the runs
in my opinion.

but WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Guybrush Threepwood
you salty sea-dog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# come play cod with us tonight.
so i can teabag your cold dead corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# FIRST PERSON GRINDAN GAMES
I MUST LEVEL UP SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS FUCKING CLAYMORE.

I'll be playing. With Martyrdom on. Enjoy teabagging a live grenade.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# real men use last stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# you knifed me during last stand last night, if I remember rightly
how does that even happen :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# never confront a wounded animal!
also, it happened after berk knifed me about a 1000 times, so i learned from my mistakes. sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# pffft!
WOONESS!

ps: no beard?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Is he going to ingest something that
turns him into a 100ft tall animal with oversized sexual organs?

Because if he isn't, I'm not interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# LESS OF THIS SORT OF THING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You have a problem
with oversized sexual organs?

*writes note to self: don't show shada my elephant impression*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# When returning from seeing GWAR performing live in Newcastle once
a chap sitting opposite me on teh metro proceeded to slowly empty his pockets, turned them inside out, unzip, prove that he was not a grower, then urinated profusely onto teh floor whilst shouting 'Have you seen my elephant!?'

The best part was at the next stop when the metro braked this huge wash of urine swept all the crap and shite off the floor of the carriage along to the doors and out over all those fleeing feet!

I shudda been sick, but y'know, it's hard to when you're laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
:D

It would have to be after a GWAR concert...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It did seem oddly less inappropriate
having spent an evening being sprayed with fake blood and cum!

Half the carriage was sticking to each other and the seats, I'm sure the cleaners loved us the next day!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahaaaa!
Braw! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Woop woop!
Possibly the best game ever. Maybe with the exception of Monkey Island 2

Edit: how rode of me - top piccage!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *loves JJ*
Heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)