he has very short legs
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:03,
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which is why he's only 4 foot
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:04,
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at least he's got double the usual then to make up for it
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mutster101 fell over,
Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:08,
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