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# No...
I tripped and it slid onto my penis...

/bad excuses blog
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# NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO SERVE TO THE VICAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Tell him it's tartare sauce?
Or destroy his sense of reason with MIND BULLETS!
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# YOU WILL BE EXCOMMUNICATED!
DIRTY LUNCH FUCKER...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Hehehe
Not just lunch - I'll fuck your cornflakes given a chance*! ;)

*May contain traces of fibs
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# although
*Will contain traces of nuts"
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)