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# man
she's really piling the weight on
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
# worse!
someone told here that dress would make her look.... sexy?!?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# it's crazy!
how can a country so famous for bacon create such a thing!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
# where do you think we GET our bacon from?
Celine Dion is nothing more than a bacon producing alien-queen.
Each year, she is harvested and sent to Las Vegas to perform.
Then we sell it the world over as 'Canadian Bacon', when it's really just 'Alien Ham'.


(don't tell anyone I told you though)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# omg! you let out the secret!
the CSIS'll be after you man!

watch out for black helicopters piloted by bryan adams
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# worst part is that if they catch you,
you're forced to listen to Nickelback until you confess...



(usually take only 2 minutes of torture)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
# yeah, 3 minutes would violate the geneva convention
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)