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# I HAVE THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *applauds politely too*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I don't have the clap really.
I've never had an std, touchwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# woodtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# that's a quick way to get one
or so I heard
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# You knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I've only ever had Aids
I didn't go back for my follow-up appointment but I feel all better again now so I think it cleared up of its own accord

Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# No more bumming menfolk for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I WISH SOMEONE WOULD LET ME GET THE CLAAAAAAAAAAAP
in other news, does the ginger have to be on the tits?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I don't know. *looks down*
It is at the moment because I've got my hair down. It's not attached to my tits or anything.

Ginger crumbs could be on the tits. You know, from biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# This combination of ginger nuts and bungles intigues me.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# biscuits + bungles = a damn good night in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# If only I could have a good night in
working tonight + working yesterday + working tomorrow = :(

In fairness I brought it on myself by spending all my money on games
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# It wouldnt be so bad if all the dickheads which come down the bar weren't complete rahs
rich arse holes
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# spit on their wives!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)