colonial types used to like to make umbrella holders out of elephants' feet.
bless 'em
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
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and umbrella handles out of Ivory
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27,
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Oh yes of course
I get it now.
Bastards. Hollowing out toddlers is both more practical (freight costs) and a much more renewable source.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
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