^ThisIt's insane!
If a guy wants to make sweet love to his faithful bicycle, far be it from us to stop him.
That's like arresting someone for sleeping with a fat hairy woman.
'I wouldn't do it personally therefore it's illegal' is not a good reason for arresting someone for having a wank.
Besides, it's not as if he was hurting the bike! What if it enjoyed it, eh?
(If a guy wants to make sweet love to his faithful bicycle, far be it from us to stop him.
That's like arresting someone for sleeping with a fat hairy woman.
'I wouldn't do it personally therefore it's illegal' is not a good reason for arresting someone for having a wank.
Besides, it's not as if he was hurting the bike! What if it enjoyed it, eh?
ClanSoul,
Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:18,
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