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# I love my uncle quattro.
Although, I feel the need to alert people to my amazing midnight snack.

Beans on toast become bland, and cheese and beans on toast became boring.

So I made cheese on toast with beans on with cheese on.

3 types of cheese, infinite types of awesome.

It was cheese-fucking-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# 3 types of cheese! omg! that's almost all the cheese in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Mature cheddar
Red leicester
And mature YET MELLOW cheddar.

Also, the Lea and Perrins that went in to it during the cooking process.

IT WAS SO FUCKING ACE. Although I feel incredibly full.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I bet you do
and it'll be a spectacular bowel movement after all of that

this causes me to ponder breakfast though, egg, bacon, beans and toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I really hope there is a toats image challenge soon.
It shall be deliciously themed.

And yes, I shall probably shit myself in my sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# \o/
that's a nice suprise to wake up to :)

and I quite fancy some toats now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# I just took a dump
And was incredibly paranoid that all of my amazing meal would come rocketing out of me.

Don't worry though, it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# it couldn't come out that quick
unless you are some kind of funnel-human
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# It is possible
Allow me to direct you to this short story

One of the only stories I've read that actually makes my stomach turn =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)
# haha
I had oxtail soup today

wonder what that would have looked like

oh I have sausages in teh freezer too, I should get them out to have tomorrow, that story reminded me of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Cor
I haven't had oxtail soup in yonks! =]

I also want some sausages for breakfast, but we have none =[

And am I weird for using the term snorkers to refer to sausages?

None of my friends have heard it, and I'm wondering who is the jackass...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# snorkers sounds very ethnic
:)

I've not heard anyone use that term
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Aww poo =[
I love using the term "ethnic" with the finger quotes to describe ignorant people =]

Not that I'm calling you ignorant, it's mainly the media anyway, but I mean people who do things like describe a curry as being "ethnic food"...

OF COURSE IT IS, BECAUSE IT'S A FOOD RELATED TO AN ETHNICITY. JUST LIKE BEEF WELLINGTON WOULD BE AN ETHNIC FOOD AS IT IS RELATED TO THE BRITISH PEOPLES.

I get angry a lot =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# personally I can't resist a bag of kets
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# A bag of cats?
That sounds nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# nowt like a bag of kets, it's good scran
traditional ethnic scran :D

oh and what could be more british than drowning something in curry!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Beating it first?
ASBO curry I think it's called.

Takes a few months for it to cool down too, and you can't have it in certain areas after 6pm.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I want a curry now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I just remembered, going back to the funnel-human thing..
My and a friend collaborated to create the idea of the ultimate shock site.

2 goatse 1 tub.

I shall let you work out what goes on, and then you may or may not want the curry any more =]

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:50, archived)
# have nice chicken and pasta,
like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I've eaten =]
www.b3ta.com/board/7799376
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# ah, yes, your cheesy feast.
i avoid cheese as it causes unfortunate anal blockages.
also, beans are the bad kind of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Lovely =]
I enjoyed it though, and that's what matters.

I shall also have to depart now, as I'm fucking zonked and my eyes hurt to open them now.

G'NIGHT EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:06, archived)
# g'night!
enjoy your sleeps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:10, archived)
# my eats were epic this night
Beans on cheese on sausage on toast. Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)
# THAT'S TOO MUCH GODDAMN CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# YOU CRAZY GOD DAMN APES! YOU USED ALL THE CHESE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)
#
TOO MUCH NOT ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# It looks really sickly :(
I don't like cheese all that much when it's not melted
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# do you ever get the urge to use a blowtorch on the cheese counter at the supermarket
thus creating an attractive display of melting orange gloop?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)
# This is how creme brulee was invented
Science™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# The cheese on the toast is nice and melty
The rest did melt. It was in slabs because of boredom.

I cut up a little block into cheesy bricks and made a wall.

Next time, I shall make the cheese mahal.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)
# YAAAAAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)