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# But the right colour.
Do you know, I've never seen proper white jizz except in porn? NEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# It's the bones they put in the food


What? If it works for dog shit....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# what colour have you seen?????
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# all the colours of the rainbow!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Captain wow's partner needs to get to a clinic QUICKLY
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# or stop sticking felt tipped pens up his bum
but who can resist doing that?

*squirms*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# big fat magic markers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# see through.
On pretty much every bloke I've ever been with, and due to going to Aylesbury's equivalent of St Trinians, that's quite a significant amount.

Well, see through to slightly milky. Never proper white though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# there are white bits in it
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I've not looked *that* closely, it has to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# erm....neither have I
damn!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# tie their hands behind their back and don't touch them for a week or two
that'll help :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Like I could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# well part one maybe
part two???? about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)