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# sadly I think this is how most charities are organised
ngo: 'PLANT BANANAS!'
farmguy: 'we are poor, bananas are for kids, we need a little help to be self sufficient'
ngo: 'BANANAS!!!'
*cue steel drums*
ngo: 'BANANAS!! BANANAS!! BANAAAAAANAS!'
farmguy: 'we're going to starve, then die'
*music continues*
ngo: 'BAAAAAAAANANANAS!'
*music stops*
ngo: 'So, you now understand why you grow bananas?'
farmguy: 'they rot your teeth too'
ngo: 'look, you are going to grow these monsanto donated sexually inert bananas'
farmguy: 'but.. how'
*steel drums restart*
ngo: 'BAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa' *breathes in* 'naaaaaaANANANANANANANANANAS!!'
farmguy: 'fuck this, I go back to selling poppies'
ngo: 'Don't forget the bananas!'

no, I don't know what the point I'm trying to make anymore is but I do remember some dude saying 'they told us to grow bananas, bananas are for kids, we need food!'

*drops dead* (banana poisoning)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# **gives all my money to bannandaid**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# yeah we can get some self righteous twat to set up a concert for it
just think of the royalty potential :D

oh yeah and like, might manage a donation of £50 to um.. er.. foreignlandia or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# DRAW THIS PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# it's too hard
I can't draw fresh fruit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)