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# I Got this in the post today...

out of the pan into the fire sprangs to mind..
How the fuck would you send a cow?
plus. Africans talk shit. so is this spam fru the door? fucking idiots..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
# like in that movie operation dumbo drop.
about dropping that elephant... back to some place, out of an airplane.
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# what about those chaps in afria that don't like cow
what about them?

"It's for your own good! COW!!"
"but.. I.."
"COW!!"
"we can't actually.."
"COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW" *FINGERS IN EARS* "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

this is how I feel it is organised

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# please set up a charity! it would be hillarious
the discomeats foundation for.... has a certain ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# sadly I think this is how most charities are organised
ngo: "PLANT BANANAS!"
farmguy: "we are poor, bananas are for kids, we need a little help to be self sufficient"
ngo: "BANANAS!!!"
*cue steel drums*
ngo: "BANANAS!! BANANAS!! BANAAAAAANAS!"
farmguy: "we're going to starve, then die"
*music continues*
ngo: "BAAAAAAAANANANAS!"
*music stops*
ngo: "So, you now understand why you grow bananas?"
farmguy: "they rot your teeth too"
ngo: "look, you are going to grow these monsanto donated sexually inert bananas"
farmguy: "but.. how"
*steel drums restart*
ngo: "BAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa" *breathes in* "naaaaaaANANANANANANANANANAS!!"
farmguy: "fuck this, I go back to selling poppies"
ngo: "Don't forget the bananas!"

no, I don't know what the point I'm trying to make anymore is but I do remember some dude saying "they told us to grow bananas, bananas are for kids, we need food!"

*drops dead* (banana poisoning)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# **gives all my money to bannandaid**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# yeah we can get some self righteous twat to set up a concert for it
just think of the royalty potential :D

oh yeah and like, might manage a donation of £50 to um.. er.. foreignlandia or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# DRAW THIS PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# it's too hard
I can't draw fresh fruit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Concise history of African aid there I think
more or less.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# yes
pretty much

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# 3rd pic down on the right - Animal Aid is run by LOONIES!!!!
www.animalaid.org.uk/h/n/NEWS/news_veggie/ALL/660/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# that's one serious upcomming event
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# It's poor taste though having a dead pool for racehorses
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# yeah, maybe if they add some peppers or something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# there's a word that 'springs' to mind with that pic too.
hmmm, something that sounds like bong..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I wonder what sort of wages the admin staff are on
I always wonder about that :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# lols sending food is irrational
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# aye
instead of guilt dumping of shit on developing nations maybe helping the construction of indigenous commerce and infrastructure might be a better idea

"OH MY GOD THAT'S BUSINESS!! YOU WANT TO EXPLOIT THEM!!! EVIL WASP!! EVIL WASP!" *cries and drives off in v8 range rover to tell all their friends at the self righteous club*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Screw them
Do they go in person to a 3rd world country and demand the locals stop raising animals and switch to vegetarianism immediately? Or sit around issuing idealistic press releases?
I have nothing against vegetarians, just the militant ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# i think we should be able to shoot and eat vegeterians
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# then leave,
like Pandas do.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# They never call or email the day after
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# That
sounds like a threat - just you try sending a cow sunshine, and we'll send the f*cking bulls round!



Maybe they're sick of all the goats everyone sends them for Xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# ^ this
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# send them a picture of a cow
and a ransom note
"if you ever want to see this cow again" etc etc :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# hhahahaha
Thats excatly what i thought.. how can i profit from cow mail scam..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# swap one wife for another?
l.dawson
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)